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with Auren Hoffman
week ending April 6, 1997

The Great Handle Debate:
Why I'm Against Door Knobs

by Auren Hoffman

Door Knobs -- they are so impractical yet so prevalent in our society. I'm a handle man (a person who thinks handles are more appropriate then door knobs). Like the "tastes great -- less filling" controversy, the handle-knob debate is taking our nation by storm.

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