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Auren's Famous Quotes
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Auren's definition of an entrepreneur:
"An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work."
"Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime ... unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi -- then you also need to teach him how to cook."
Democrats say -- "Give a man a fish."
Republicans say -- "Teach a man to fish."
Libertarians say -- "Go fish!"
Auren's definition of fame:
"My definition of someone who's 'famous' is someone who is known by more people than he or she knows of."
Auren's definition of an old person:
Someone who is more than double your age.
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